Wow been way too long

I had no idea it had been so long since I have updated this thing.Man I know I have forgooten tons of funny stuff the kids have said and done in the past 2 months. I am so depressed I didn't get those in here. So before I forget here is a Haley funny from today. Mom picked her up from school and got her a happy meal on the way home. Her toy is this stupid chipmunck from the new movie. Well she keeps making it talk.It was driving me and mom nuts.Mom told me she wanted to take the battaries out. I told her it was going to go swimming. She told me we are so bad. Well about then Haley comes running out from the back of the house. We told her to go wash it.She of course asked why. Mom told her" cause it has germs rom when they packed it" she then looked at mom and said "ok I'll wash it" she took a few steps and then turned around and said "but if i wash it it will stop" this child is too smart.
Now for an update on me. I finally had gastric bypass surgery on the 4th of this month. so far I am doing well. The first few days home were pure hell.I just wanted to die. I am past that now and getting better everyday. I even did dishes today. it hurt but I got them done. I am still really sore on my left side. Tomorrow I get my staples out and that is something I am really looking forward to. I have already lost about 14lbs in the past 1.5 weeks. I only have 68lbs to hit my goal weight. So ready for the wieght to really start falling off me. We got the kids a wii for Christmas and got me the fit plus so hoping that will help me at least on days I just can't get out. I still have my membership to the gym that as soon as I am able I will start using again. I am also wanting to start going to Zumba classes. It will help alot that Sunshine teaches them. Looking forward to those classes.Getting excerise and dancing all in one. what more can a person want?

Sex

We had the music on and the song all I wanna do was on and Joey said the guy on there wants to have sex with his wife. I asked where he heard that and he said at school. I asked him what else he knew he siad he knew what french sex was I asked him what it was and he said it was when both people got completly naked. I asked him why it was only the french that did and he said they were crazy

strange animal laughing

Jessie was out on the porch calling Sarah to come in.She came in and said "mom some strange animal is out there laughing at me. it goes waaah waaah waaah" I laugh and send her back out. Joey goes with her to the porch and they both come back in and Joey says the same thing and imatates it.Jessie looks at me all pittiful and says mom come listen. So Haley and I follow her and Joey outside and listen. we hear it right away and Jessie looks at me all worried and freaked out and Haley looks up at her and says "It's a duck Jessie" it was the duck that lives across the street. I about died laughing at her

Pizza and a Movie

I told the kids tonight that I would take them and rent a movie and get pizza for dinner. Well Kirk was going to a game to ref it and he told Haley she could go with him. I told her we were getting pizza and a movie. She said "that's ok mom put mine in the pizza box for me"

We went to walmart tonight and I bought some orange juice. When we got home Jessie asked "hey mom can I have some and then she spelled gucie" she ment juice

It is drying out

Haley is sitting in front of the tv eating a pickle. She just jumped up and said I have to turn off the light. I told her no I'm reading. she then looks at me and says " I have to mom my pickle is drying out"

Like Mamaw's boys

Picking up Haley from school yesterday as she was getting in the van her pants were coming down a little. I told her she was loosing her pants and pulled them up. she giggled and said "I'm loosing them like mamaw's boys lose their pants." Had to laugh. Steven and David both like to wear their pants down around their butts. I am always telling them pull your pants up boy. Just found it funny that even thoug she doesnt see them often she thought of them when I told her she was loosing hers

My day with haley

We went to the gym today and I got sick.(not been eating well and needed salt) anyway I was in the pool room with everyone else and mom went to the hot tub. I told her to hurry I wanted to go home. Well she said something so I went over and poured some of my cold water on her. She gave me the evil eye and I told her to watch it or I would go get real cold water out of the fountain. Well Haley decided to go get it for me. when she came back I told her to pour it on mamaw and she said "No I want ice cream" (mom had told her she had some at home and she could have some if she sided with her against me.)
anyway this evening we get home from church and the little snot cutes her hair. I so thought we were past all the hair cutting but I guess not. I am so mad at her right now.She cute alot of it off. Luckily though I think there is only one place it doesn't blend in enough not to see.