Pizza and a Movie

I told the kids tonight that I would take them and rent a movie and get pizza for dinner. Well Kirk was going to a game to ref it and he told Haley she could go with him. I told her we were getting pizza and a movie. She said "that's ok mom put mine in the pizza box for me"

We went to walmart tonight and I bought some orange juice. When we got home Jessie asked "hey mom can I have some and then she spelled gucie" she ment juice

It is drying out

Haley is sitting in front of the tv eating a pickle. She just jumped up and said I have to turn off the light. I told her no I'm reading. she then looks at me and says " I have to mom my pickle is drying out"

Like Mamaw's boys

Picking up Haley from school yesterday as she was getting in the van her pants were coming down a little. I told her she was loosing her pants and pulled them up. she giggled and said "I'm loosing them like mamaw's boys lose their pants." Had to laugh. Steven and David both like to wear their pants down around their butts. I am always telling them pull your pants up boy. Just found it funny that even thoug she doesnt see them often she thought of them when I told her she was loosing hers

My day with haley

We went to the gym today and I got sick.(not been eating well and needed salt) anyway I was in the pool room with everyone else and mom went to the hot tub. I told her to hurry I wanted to go home. Well she said something so I went over and poured some of my cold water on her. She gave me the evil eye and I told her to watch it or I would go get real cold water out of the fountain. Well Haley decided to go get it for me. when she came back I told her to pour it on mamaw and she said "No I want ice cream" (mom had told her she had some at home and she could have some if she sided with her against me.)
anyway this evening we get home from church and the little snot cutes her hair. I so thought we were past all the hair cutting but I guess not. I am so mad at her right now.She cute alot of it off. Luckily though I think there is only one place it doesn't blend in enough not to see.

Sunday with Haley

We have a rule that during sacrament meeting if we have to take the kids out of the chaple they get no candy after.(there is a lady there that has candy for all the kids every week) Well Haley has had to come out the last 3 sundays. This past sunday she started in saying she never gets candy and she is going to be hungry forever.Well when that didn't work and get me to talk to her she started crying there is no air in this room and I have to have air to breath. I can't breath in here I'm going to die. Do you have any idea how hard it is not to laugh at this child when she does things like that when she is in trouble? Very just let me tell you.

Haley funnies

All three of the little kids had games tonight. While I was watching Sarah play, Haley was fighting with me.(play) she was running up and jumping on me.She said "we're fighting mom" I said we are. and then asked her if she thought she could win. she said "yes" so I have her wrists in my hands holding her and wrap my legs around hers so she can't move. She gets this look on her face and rolls her eyes at me and says "Mom that is cheating" I had to let go I was laughing so hard.No idea where she got that.
then she was wanting to run over to some of her team and play. I told her no that I was afraid she would disappear on me. she has these looks that are funny all alone but then she talks and you die. she says " Mom I wont disappear on you I'm not a witch" again I have to laugh. she asked again and when she said she wasn't a witch I told her I think you are. she starts flapping her arms like a bird and says "I'm not a witch mom I can't fly."

"stay"

We were at the soccer field last night for practice, Haley was g oing to walk with Jessie and she put her gatorade on the bumber of the van walked away,only to go about 15 feet.She turnd and as she did she put herself into a pouncing stance pointed at the gatorade and said "stay"